Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Sunset over Allegheny

I am getting excited. Only a few more weeks before the yearly vacation down south, and this year, plans to seek out a more permanent domicile. This is going to be a helluva ride.

I talked to my agent yesterday and somewhat hammered out the details of my visit. I'm gonna line up a few places for visitation, a few awesome places I would not mind inhabiting. I've got plans, ideas, and fun things in mind and lined up for the ready. I've got visions of getting a little truck, a trailer, and a jet ski/dune buggy/boat. I've got visions of uprooting any stupid trees, killing any stupid grass, and installing a big motherfucker of a saguaro cactus. I've got visions of lounging around in a large pool, sipping alcoholic drinks, and peeing liberally.

My great white hope hinges on businesses steering clear of any properties I've got my eye on to give me a fighting chance. I'm hoping for a quick, clean sweep. I'm tempted to put an offer in on one house before even visiting it in person, however I feel that would be too much of a gamble seeing as I'd be stuck there for a few years in case there are any issues. Thankfully, for every house that I like which disappears off the market, it seems two crop up to take its place. I'm going to take a bunch of pictures, compare some strengths and weaknesses, and if I'm lucky, be able to put in an offer before the end of the first day of searching.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Absurdly simple? Don't bet on it.

It never ceases to amaze me the ridiculous things people want information about. I suppose it true that my interests, seen by others, may seem as ridiculous as theirs do to me. It's all about capitalizing on those interests, however ridiculous they may seem, and giving the people what they want. That is how business is born.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Of Whiplash and Wind

King's Island was great. It was better than I had remembered. It is nearly on par with Cedar Point for sheer number of great rides, including the classic, rickety, thrillingly terrifying Beast. We got a chance to ride all of the major rides, even though the crowd was quite solid the entire day. Our first stop was at the newest ride, the Diamondback. The experience was Millenium Force lite with wide, sweeping banks, smooth climbs, and some wicked drops. It felt very open and floaty with a good amount of air time. The final stretch, which used water as a breaking system, was a unique experience which soaked my shoulder. A solid 8.

Other than the Diamondback, I had never ridden the Stunt Track or the Firehawk so we eventually made our way to these throughout the day. Stunt Track ended up being a fun little romp through the set of an action film (since it was formerly called The Italian Job this makes sense) which involved a few special effects and some unique features, including a powered launch up a spiral and a stop mid-coaster where an antagonizing helicopter "shoots" the car, causing jets of flame to shoot from the scenery.

The Firehawk has its own story to tell. It started with the end of the Outer Limits ride. I headed off to the bathroom and tried to empty my clogged bowels for the fifth time that day and once again met with failure. I cut my losses and headed to the queue with Rayya and Rob for what appeared would be a thrilling ride. The line was long but the excitement was high. I had never ridden the ride while it was installed at Geagua Lake and known as the X-Flight and had never experienced such a feeling as appeared to be offered by this ride so as I stood it was with anxiousness and a little apprehension in my heart. People were also line-jumping. Rob eventually had enough of this and told a little girl with horrible teeth and a grating voice off, and let the entire line know of her misdeed. Unfortunately it was to no avail as the "honest person" ended up getting in a train ahead of us anyways, but we struck up conversation with the people behind us and it made the line move a little faster. We never learned their names but the adult of the group was a stereotypical ginger redneck from West Virginia. He was full of stories about bar fights, traffic accidents, and previous amusement park experiences and kept us entertained through the long wait. Finally, it was time to strap in. I climbed into the seat, clamped down the harness, and waited with trepidation. We were hauled up the hill backward, taken to the top, and flipped. From then on, it was a bit like what I'd imagine flying like Superman would be. I would have loved another go, but the line was prohibitively long so we declined another wait and instead traipsed over to the Beast for a final night ride. My feet aching, I gimped off to my car with Rob and Rayya close behind and, saying our final goodbyes, sped off into the night.