Internetting for a relationship

How does one toe the line between making mundane exploits exciting and not making up outright lies? This is my prevailing dilemma when creating a profile for online dating sites (namely OkCupid). What are the necessary components for creating a profile which stands out enough that a girl may be interested in replying when faced with a huge influx of "haey babby" and "wanna putt dat dik inya" type propositioning? How do women on dating sites deal with the huge amount of shit messages without cracking?  A portion of my trouble seems to be that I am so defeatist that I immediately assume nothing will come of sending a message so I just put something asinine in the box and send it.  More often than not a visit to this site leaves me feeling very misanthropic and argumentative.

I thought this would be a bigger post but then I realized I am fucking tired and don't feel like thinking.