If I were musically inclined...

Song titles I would consider:

• Ya'll Want a Ham
• Basket of Brisket
• Chuck Fieldy's Rib Basket
• Sam Flanders and the Immaculate Gravy
• Samson and the Bandito
• Provincial Flamingo
• The Saddlebags of Sin
• Wharton Crest
• The Souffle of Pain
• The Wandering Haberdasher
• Crestfallen
• The Warm Embrace of the Wet Radio
• Cancer Wallaby
• Clambering Crab Babies

I could go on and on, but that's enough for now.